Brochoscopy

(I actually wrote this on 7/9 but am just now getting around to posting it)

It's 10:10 and Dyl is in Riley Hospital having her bronchoscopy.

I thought they were going to put her under but they aren't and I'm happy about that. Anesthesia in babies scares me. They sprayed some stuff in her nose to numb it (she really didn't like that) and they are going to wrap her up like a tiny mummy, numb her throat and go for it.

She is, in actuality, only about 100 feet from us, through two closed doors. If I listen hard enough I can almost hear her screaming. If she was better able to express her feelings I'm sure she would tell them exactly where they could stick their tube!!

She is 21 months old today. Hell of a way to celebrate turning another month older.

Dr. Kim, who is doing the procedure, said she would be able to tell us if she saw any structural abnormalities in the bronchial tubes at the end of the procedure.

10:20 and it's all over. The nurse who brought Dyl back to us said in about 5 more minutes the doctor would let us know how it went. Dyl's eyes are red and puffy from crying. She got a big teddy bear out of the deal. After they were done they led her to a toy box and she grabbed the bear. She has already become very attached to the bear because she won't let me have it to take the tag off of it's ear.

I'll be back after the doctor speaks to us.

Okay, so at least we know what's wrong now.

There were no structural abnormalities. Thank you God! No tumors or masses. Just lots of gunk. The doctor said that of the 15 minutes they had her back there, they spent about 5 minutes just suctioning crap out of her airways. Her trachea is inflammed. You are supposed to be able to see cartilage rings down there. You can't. Her adenoids are huge, but her tonsils are small. There is some lymphoid enlargement. She also said that with the sheer amount of secretions that there was bound to be a bacterial infection somewhere in there. All of this adds up to a diagnosis of severe asthma. More severe than originally thought. I know asthma is a dangerous condition, but I have to honestly say that I'm happy it's "just" asthma. This is something we can deal with. They started her on an inhaled steroid and a 14 day course of Augmentin for the probable bacterial infection.

On the way home she slept. We remarked that it was the first time in a long time that we couldn't hear her breathe while she slept. She didn't rattle, gurgle or wheeze. Unfortunately, that won't last because the gunk will build up again. If the new medication works, the inflammation will subside and she will be able to breathe easier. I wonder if removing the inflammed adenoids would make a difference. I have to remember to ask Dr. Montgomery that at our follow up appointment.

We've been told by the pediatric pulmonolgist that the asthma is likely the result of her bout of bronchiolitis at 3 months old. I had to fight like hell for 4 days and give up Jay's birthday (We spent the night of his birthday in the ER with Dyl while he was home with the neighbor.) to get her admitted. She was breathing more than 60 times per minute and didn't pee for 36 hours. At the time I felt like they admitted her to shut me up. And maybe they did, but that baby needed to be in the hospital. She spent 4 days there.

Anyhow, the WWWD (What's Wrong With Dyl) phase is over. At least we know what's going on now. I'm thankful for that. We will deal with this.

A great big thank you to Dr. Kim and the nurse who assisted her. I'm so sorry that I didn't get her name. You both were great!

Backseat Mom

My daughter doesn't want anything to do with me.

This isn't anything new. She has always been a daddy's girl. She took that to extremes the other day when I picked her up at daycare. She was looking the other way when I approached her so I put my hand on her shoulder and said, "Hi Punkin!" She turned around, looked at me and cried. Really cried. Big tears and everything. She just kept saying, "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!" All the way home she cried and screamed for her daddy.

Tonight at dinner, she was eating just fine until Bryan walked into the kitchen. Then she turned her head from me, hit the spoon and said, "No." Twice. I got up and walked away. At this moment I had had enough so I walked away and cried. A lot.

I know that I surely am not the first mom who has ever gone through this, but what do I do? I know it's not Bryan's fault that she likes him better and I really don't blame him. Should I just be glad that she loves her daddy and that I get to take care of her and be the last port in the storm whenever he's not around? Most of the time I'm sure she would toddle over to a complete stranger rather than me. Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive and should be glad that I have "free time." I just don't know how to handle this or what to do. Especially after Jay, who is my right hand man and swears he's never going to leave me.

It's really bummin me out.

"Daddy" v. "Doggy"

Today the weather was awesome!! Beautiful blue sky...warm sunshine...perfect breeze...you get it, right?

So I get off work and go pick Dyl up at daycare. Nice hot day, windows down. We are sitting at a stop light and there is a man there waiting to cross the street. Sitting obediently at his side is a gorgeous black dog. Maybe a Newfie. Big anyhow. Dyl gets really excited (she LOVES dogs) and screams out "DAWDY! DAWDY! DAWDY!" She didn't just say it loudly. She didn't just yell. She SCREAMED AS LOUD AS SHE COULD!

To the untrained ear, this sounds exactly like "DADDY! DADDY! DADDY!" This poor guy is right flippin' next to us! And she's pointing. Not at the guy, but at his dog. But he got really, um, let's say uneasy with the whole thing (guilty conscious?!?) Now, instead of waiting to cross the street, he's urging the dog on down the sidewalk trying to get away from the screaming baby as fast as he can without looking super obvious and absolutely NOT looking over his shoulder.

The entire episode took only a few seconds, but it struck me as absolutely hilarious! To be the parent of a toddler is to learn to take the embarrassment dealt by the hand of your child with extreme grace!

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms and Grandmas and everyone else who cares for a child!

It's been crazy busy around here lately. I've had plenty to talk about but not the time to sit down and write it out. I'll try to be better, but I'm not making promises!

Highlights of the past week:

Jay, after being particularly slow and argumentative in getting ready for school, looked into the bathroom mirror and declared, "Well, I guess I need to have shoes on to go to school, but I don't need nice hair."

That same morning Dyl's first (and second) word of the day was a resounding "NO" when I woke her up.

I guess neither of them was ready to get up that morning!

Jay got a "C" on his report on the Male Northern Cardinal. He was a little disappointed but shrugged it off saying it could have been worse. Such the optimist! He has a visual report (pictures of a thing or place with only short captions to tell the story) of Johnny Appleseed due this Friday.

Dyl's preschool class, with the help of their teachers, made a little Mother's Day card for each mom. It has a poem and a handprint and is cute as can be!

My kids gave me a little silver heart necklace that says MOM on one side and on the other, "In my heart, I remember every hug you ever gave me" and a couple of statues from the Willow Tree Collection, which I absolutely adore.

So with a promise that I will try to write more frequently next week, I'm done for now! It is SO bed time!!

Addendum: The Male Northern Cardinal

This morning, before I hauled Jay off to orchestra practice at the insanely early time of 6:30 (we left early and grabbed breakfast one the way - a rare treat) I was helping him get his things together and I looked in his bookbag.

Two guesses as to what I found in there...

No, not an actual (yet dead) Male Northern Cardinal. Though honestly, nothing about that would have surprised or shocked me!

The ORIGINAL report! It was in his bookbag the whole dang time that he was insisting that he left it at school!!! I'm confident that if Katie would have known about this she may have strangled him. I know I nearly did.

His blue eyes got huge and nearly lept out of his astonished little face!

His jaw dropped so far down that I could count all of the teeth in the bottom row! (He did a good job brushing!)

He was actually stunned to silence! For those of you who know him, you know just what a rare thing this was!!

But at the same time, his shoulders slumped and he let out this gaspy little noise that indicated that, by mysteriously producing the report folder and it's contents, I was a WAY better magician than that hack they used to have at Pizza Hut.

And I felt bad for him because in that fleeting instant of recognition he instantly knew that nearly everything he did last night was in vain. He could have gone to bed at the normal time and not have been so tired. He could have watched all of Survivor, not just the lame reward challenge.

The original was only a rough draft, but was done and he wouldn't have needed to start over. He would have only needed to type it all up. In the end, he just asked me to put the "new" report in the folder for him and stick it in his bag.

I hope he gets a good grade on it after all he put himself through. I may just slip the deduction I took from his allowance last night back in next week. He deserves it.

The Male Northern Red Cardinal

Jay has to do a report on this. It's due tomorrow. He had a pretty good start on it. He left his "good start" at school. I didn't know whether to scream or cry. I cried. It was an honest mistake and he felt bad so there was no need to yell at him. (And beyond allowing me a way to vent, it wouldn't have helped.) But I did make a modest deduction from his allowance.

He had an hour of tutoring tonight with Katie. She's good for him so far. And he likes her (maybe because she's a blonde!), so all is well. Poor Katie got to help write the report. Again. They worked on it together last week.

I may give some of that allowance deduction back though because at the moment, 15 minutes past his bedtime, he's working his butt off in his room typing away. He hasn't complained once. Katie was thoughtful enough to type it as he wrote it and emailed it to me, so he's typing based on his notes from the library and Katie's email - which are actually the same exact words, but her typing is easier to read than his writing!

He didn't even complain when he didn't get to watch Survivor. Though he was doing so well that I invited him to watch the immunity challenge with me. Then he happily went back to his work. Honestly, the kid freakin amazed me!

What makes this all worse, is he has to be up 45 minutes early tomorrow (that's 6 o' freakin clock!!) because he has orchestra practice for the Spring Ensemble which is Sunday night. He has to be at school by 7:00.

So here we are at 9:43 and he's done with the report (YAY), it's proofread, printed, stapled and ready to go. I just hope we don't forget it in the morning!

I absolutely do not condone this, but at the same time, it made me giggle!